About F*MyFine
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What is F*MyFine?
F*MyFine generates personalised, printable excuse letters to help you reduce your traffic fines. Print, sign and send your customised excuse letters in printable PDF format.
Is it legal?
Yes. Using F*MyFine is no different than having your personal assistant draft an excuse letter on your behalf, which you then sign and send to reduce your fine.
Does it work?
Yes. Read what a few happy clients had to say.
Won't the traffic department notice?
No. Have you seen the DMV? ...but just in case they do, we'll randomise your excuse's visual styles on every download. Try it with an excuse preview in your cart.
Pricing?
Check out the cutest excuse packages ever (you can use your extra credits at any time):
- 1 excuse @ R30
- 3 excuses @ R60 ~ R20/excuse (save R30)
- 10 excuses @ R150 ~ R15/excuse (save R150)
- Unlimited excuses @ R300 ~ (Priceless)
F*MyFine will halve all your speeding and parking fines. We accept PayPal and bank deposit payments.
Why should I support this lekker local service?
We write great excuses so you don't have to. Saves you time and hard-earned cash.
Unlimited excuses? Really?
Yes, as in all-you-can-eat. Never pay for excuses again; it really speeds up your checkout. Credits are valid forever.
Is it legit?
Check out what people are saying about F*MyFine.
Why can't you post/fax my fine excuse for me?!
- You need to send your original fine document with your excuse to get a reliable reduction. Otherwise you would have to scan it and upload it so we can fax it. Mission.
- You need to sign your excuse to make it legit. If you had to print it, sign it, then scan it and re-upload it...pfft major mission. Just print, sign and send it.
- We'd rather not take responsibility for any undelivered faxes, so we'll to writing great excuses and making a kick-ass website.
For more detail, read the reduction instructions.
How do I see a list of my outstanding fines?
We don't provide that service, instead check out www.payfine.co.za or www.viewfines.co.za then reduce your outstanding fines here.
Is it safe & secure?
See our 2-line privacy policy.
I just tailored an excuse using F*MyFine. What now?
Follow the reduction instructions.
For how long are my credits valid?
Forever.
Can I write excuses for you?
Yes, we'll give away 10 excuses (valued at R200) for every great excuse we end up using. Keep it or give it away to your girlfriend or a tjommie. They'll think you spent R200 and love you forever. Nice.
Who made this piece of $*&# website?
Mary Anna and Alice Dee were sick of paying for traffic fines so they got a bergie to put some codes on the interwebz.